The own goals of podiatry patients
Just for fun, we’ve rounded up our favourite red card health habits heard in clinic. There’s no need for own goals when it comes to your feet health. If you’re in pain, come and see us so we can get you back up and running again from park to pitch.
“I’ll start wearing my orthotics tomorrow…”
Yet six month later, they’re still in the box…
“Chat GPT said it would go away on it’s own”
Spoiler, it, it fact, did not go away on it’s own.
“Honestly, it’s really not that painful”
As they limp away crying
“My trainers are still totally fine. There’s load of life left in them.”
They’re five years old and completely worn out.
“I don’t know where the pain came from…”
Has been wearing £2 flip-flops every day for two months.
It doesn’t hurt unless I walk
Cue the face palm emoji…
“It’s only a little blister”
Three weeks later, it’s infected and they’ve finally booked in.
Unlike England, we can help you bring it home.
Ooft… too soon? We can help you reach your personal and active goals. Take steps towards an active life today.
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- To an active recovery following injury
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